Excuse me? I kid you not. IHeartGuts carries t-shirts, buttons, stickers, artwork, and yes - stuffed guts. Hearts, gallbladders, lungs, pancreases...All given faces and bright colors. What the hell? They're cute, I suppose...especially for internal organs. I don't know who buys these, but the idea itself is hilarious.
My personal favorite is the plush uterus. I'm not kidding. I want to buy this for my friends' birthdays, for mother's day, and I definitely want all my children to have their own stuffed uterus. Who doesn't?
Unfortunately, this item is on recall because the ovaries, if ripped off, can be a choking hazard to children. Can you imagine that 911 call? "My daughter ripped the ovaries off of her uterus and is choking on them. Please help!" Hahahaha.
Worry not, uterus lovers! This little guy will still be available for sale for adults only, and within the next year a child-friendly uterus will also be made available. Until then, you can still buy other organs for your little ones here.
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