Congratulations if you understood the subject came from U2. I actually just didn't know what to put there for my little introductory blurb so that's where my mind went. On the bright side, I can count in English and Spanish without jumping from three to fourteen. Even when I'm drunk. Seriously.
But let's get down to business. I have no expectations for people to actually read this, but in the event that anybody does, I want to explain.
The last two weeks had been completely dreadful, and I had the longest weekend ever. I was miserable, and withdrawing from Drexel had proven to be a lengthy process of waiting 30-45 minutes to sign my name on a piece of paper...a total of five times. Yeah, do the math. Anyway, I was ready to just go home and pass out for a week, but I was hungry. We stopped at a rest stop containing a Roy Rogers. My experience there was unbelievably ridiculous, albeit amusing. I'll save the details for a separate blog. But it inspired me to start this blog, so I could bitch and whine and make fun of things. Not that I'm good that or anything.
Why call it "Madam Sargasmic," you ask? (Let's be honest, you weren't actually wondering.) Well obviously this blog needed a name. I can never be witty when I really feel like I need to be and actually thought about this for a long time. Basically, I decided sarcasm was going to come into play somehow, because it's pretty much my middle name. I tend to like "asm" words...partly cause it sounds cool, partly 'cause I'm in love with someone who's initals happen to be ASM, and partly because it makes everything sound like orgasm. I'm immature and it makes me happy on the inside, okay? But you know, it still had to be creative and interesting. Basically, the madam part is simply because I like to call people madam. And because I refer to myself as a madam, not a Miss, Ms, or Misses. Sarcasm can easily be changed to sargasm...Which in urban dictionary is defined as "Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm." You can do the math.
So...hooray. Here goes nothing!
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